Kiwi

A floating entity that has no where to go but in front of the TV or her computer. Indulges in daily activities not relatively connected to her course. A natural sloth. Makes a living out of sniffing lighted matches and blowing immediately to shout “happy birthday” in the most bizarre way. Collects books only to stack them in a corner or to use the thickness of it to kill her enemies—the cockroach.Dreams of selling pirated CDs one day, like her idols, in Quiapo. Smiles psychotically and laughs like there’s no tomorrow. Take note, she does this ALONE. Loves talking to a friend named “Chona” which cannot be seen by the naked eye.